textsfromlastnight.com - Our generation's confessional. There's no doubt you'll feel a whole lot better about your embarrassing and/or awkward moments after reading this site. You might laugh a little too.
(801): You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
(1-801): There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
(801): Alright see you in the morning.
(412): I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
(251): Is there a "Plan B" app for my iPhone?
(734): I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
(925): Just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. Last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead," so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
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